I'm on an elevator that only goes up, my friend.
Holy cow September is a busy month 😳
Septembers, Octobers and Novembers 😊🍁🍂🍃🍎🌽 #ilovefall #favoriteseason #cantwait #soexcited
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"