I'm on an elevator that only goes up, my friend.
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
serving size: 4
all 4 me
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning